CAN I TAKE A SICK DAY ON ACCOUNT OF MY ZITS?

I don't really have much to say today. But my post title rings true. Isn't acne an affliction? I've been struggling with it since the 5th grade so shouldn't I technically be on disability by now? How is it that there are cures for tons of diseases and viruses but none for acne? Are we putting enough scientists on the case people? And is anyone else really conflicted about the Proactiv commercials? I tried Proactiv as a teenager and it didn't do anything for me but I feel like they are acting like it's some miracle cure! There is no cure! Trust me, I would be all over that. My friend Alisha once told me that when you're having a bad day or your self-esteem is particularly low, go look at the Proactiv before pictures. Sometimes I feel like maybe these people in the before pictures just never really were diligent about washing their face and using a toner so now suddenly their face looks 1000X better!? I'm not going to lie, washing my face in the morning is a struggle since I wake up to bed at the last possible minute so I probably deserve each and every one of these pocks. So with that said, I think I should be able to use my sick time for tomorrow if these abominations don't clear up by tomorrow. Pray for me. 

And here are some pictures of someone who loves me no matter what my face looks like (as long as I'm giving her scratches):

^^Tongue pictures are my favorite!

^^And it's so hard to get out of bed when you're next to this cute ball of hair.