10 trends that terrify your boyfriend

Who am I, David Letterman? Why am I suddenly fascinated by top 10 lists? I have had this one in my draft box for a while though so better late then never. I read a lot of blogs, many if them fashion blogs. And everyday I am hounded with fashion trends that I love and hate. Either way, I often find myself thinking "Guys must be raising an eyebrow at this trend." I mean yes some guys are really into fashion, or really love an eclectic hipster girl who wears whatever she wants and isn't a slave to the mundane, but unless you're dating Mark Jacobs, then your man (much like mine) is probably giving a big WTF to these trends below. So here is a list of my... {oh and please note I actually wear some of these or may fall victim to some in the near future so this list isn't bias}

Trends I Think Terrify Your Boyfriend (or husband or future boyfriend):

1. The Top Knot

{I'm a serial offender on this one}

2. Red Lips (or any bright colored lip stick)

 3. The Polygamist Hair

4. The Over-Sized Brim

5. The John Lennon Glasses

6. Military

7. The Sneaker Wedge

8. Too Much Hippie/Vintage/80's etc. 

9. The Belly Shirt

10. The High Waisted Swimsuits